Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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