he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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