NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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