is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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