I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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