If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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