the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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