i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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