God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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