I seem to have left my pride at pride
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
