That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
