her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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