My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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