He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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