its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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