I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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