oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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