I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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