Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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