No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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