Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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