This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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