I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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