I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
how does that bad decision feel?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
