You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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