Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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