We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
