Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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