this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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