Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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