Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I supernannyed him into submission
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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