Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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