Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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