we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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