I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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