Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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