Porn is love you can see.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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