Whod you bang
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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