i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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