I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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