Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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