no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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