somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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