You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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