I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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