I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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