is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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