Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Randomize
