On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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