your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We are all done wearing pants today
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